There's a bit of a theme on here with guys blaming their wives for damage or kerbing, (including me) when in reality my wife is actually a far safer driver than me and has only ever kerbed her wheel once (and yeah, I do remind her of that one mistake often)
She's never damaged any of our cars. (I have loads of times, including writing off my first work Vivaro)
She's got a clean license. (mine looks like a life long get away drivers)
She's never been pulled over by the police. (i'm on first name terms)
She's never had any road rage. (i'm often seeing myself ranting on the odd dashcam clip on youtube)
Just saying...