Knowing your s**t or knowing you're s**t

[Kind of Blue]

You have a bit of a stinging wit Bumblebee007

 

[JOG]

You have a bit of a stinging whit Bumblebee007

Watch out............this could introduce a raft of spoonerisms!

 

[Texxaco]

Wow, this thread is still going strong!

 

[dubber36]

Watch out............this could introduce a raft of spoonerisms!

Is that what you do after sex in a pop top?

 

[JOG]

Is that what you do after sex in a pop top?

Ah, that infamous quote of mine that caused a small meltdown on this forum! I never touched her, your honour!

 

[Ali-G]

Also, the "can I get a..." annoys me too.

"Can I get a flat white thanks? (should that be please?)
" No, you stay on your side of the counter and I'll get it for you."

That’s what I want to say to people when I hear them saying it.

 

[Ali-G]

we might be able to put in an auto-translate to swap it out.

Nooooo, that’s another one,
No, you’re not going to “swap out” your tyres, you’re going to change them.

 

[Jay]

Your not wrong.

 

[Loz]

Being dyslexic I don’t really put it high on life’s agenda tbh, i maybe chastised for this comment but I do find it slightly offensive some people don’t know or care really,

No offence intended to anyone.. I struggled myself with reading and writing at school for a long time so I certainly don't want to upset anyone who has dyslexia.

Believe it or not, I am actually quite dyslexic, but I can spot a spelling or grammar mistake a mile off. I have learnt over the years to properly proofread and double-check what I have typed.
More recently, being able to dictate and then just fix the auto-correct errors can be very productive.

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic Pimp? He bought a warehouse...

 

[Loz]

None of myne i hope.

Yesterday I think... TVS

 

[GRM2004]

Wow, this thread is still going strong!

I have managed to stop myself from engaging.

 

[Loz]

If we are moving towards BBB (Business Bullshit Bingo) then I really hate:
Deep Dive
Let's do this
I own this
Outside the envelope
Square the Circle

 

[Oldrat]

 

[Jlo]

If we are moving towards BBB (Business Bullshit Bingo) then I really hate:
Deep Dive
Let's do this
I own this
Outside the envelope
Square the Circle

Low hanging fruit
Going forward
What's your bandwidth
Steak in the ground (stake)

 

[JOG]

I have managed to stop myself from engaging.

This thread is going off the scale! It’s bringing out the best in people, lots of ribbing and leg-pulling. It’s also providing a much-needed antidote to all the crud going on. I saw it referenced in another thread as “too busy on laughing gas about the Queen’s English!”

So, come on it! It’s lovely in here! You know you want to!

(References changed to referenced by @Loz)

 

[JOG]

Low hanging fruit
Going forward
What's your bandwidth
Steak in the ground

Really @Jlo ”Stake”, it’s a stake! Stand in the corner!

 

[Jlo]

Really @Jlo ”Stake”, it’s a stake!

Hahaha! I'm trying here

 

[Kind of Blue]

This thread is going off the scale! It’s bringing out the best in people, lots of ribbing and leg-pulling. It’s also providing a much-needed antidote to all the crud going on. I saw it references in another thread as “too busy on laughing gas about the Queen’s English!”

So, come on it! It’s lovely in here! You know you want to!

Sumut must ave JOGged your memory.

 

[JOG]

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Fantastic!

 

[JOG]

This thread is going off the scale! It’s bringing out the best in people, lots of ribbing and leg-pulling. It’s also providing a much-needed antidote to all the crud going on. I saw it referenced in another thread as “too busy on laughing gas about the Queen’s English!”

So, come on it! It’s lovely in here! You know you want to!

(References changed to referenced by @Loz)

Arse! Spotted it - went back to fix it and you’d beaten me to it!