How to convince the wife to take a dump in a porta potti?

[Keredewor]

Khyam Toilet Tent and Porta Potti 335........its fine

 

[Niknak]

I’ve got all this to come, The misses is toilet phobic as it is me I’m ok I quite happily used a carrier bag in a bucket for a couple weeks when doing my old house up( side note I did change the bag I’m not an animal ) but I think the dog waste bin emptier must have thought someone had a Great Dane

 

[Phil_G]

Ladies poop too? every day a school day...

 

[Niknak]

I thought they kept all their eaten food in their handbags like that advert

 

[Gazbadge]

If your wife will happily discuss her bowel movements with you... she's the one!

 

[DaveD]

If your wife will happily discuss her bowel movements with you... she's the one!

Maybe, but perhaps not on your first date.

 

[Nande2000]

Do they do porcelain portaloos ?

 

[Sharpe]

Take her to the nearest pub to use their facilities, can always have a few pints whilst there

 

[ThreeBridgeT6]

I think there's a certain (sweet) irony that @True Romance is posing questions about the Mrs and No2s!! Who said romance is dead??

 

[Paynewright]

Also reminds me of a narrowboat weekend with work mates & gals - to avoid the ‘pyramid’ game on the boat we had the motto ‘$hit on shore and pay no more’!

 

[JOG]

This probably wont help then

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I’d give it a few minutes, mate!

 

[JOG]

If your wife will happily discuss her bowel movements with you... she's the one!

If she can curl one out that’s bigger than yours, she’s a keeper for sure!

 

[True Romance]

I think there's a certain (sweet) irony that @True Romance is posing questions about the Mrs and No2s!! Who said romance is dead??

After 25 years of marriage any goes in our house

 

[True Romance]

So have tried all the advice/tips so far and she still won't push one out

 

[DaveD]

So have tried all the advice/tips so far and she still won't push one out

Shit happens.
(Just not in a porta potti in this case)

 

[oldiebut goodie]

Crazy - they push a baby out with 1/2 a dozen people in the room yet can't poo in a bucket! Strange things these women.

 

[Gazbadge]

Who books the campsites? Just tell her it has a toilet on site, once she's there and needs to back one out the option of a bucket will seem marginally better. Failing that tell her to pop a couple of co codamol tablets each morning, that puts a stop to things for a while.

 

[oldiebut goodie]

Maybe she has read this?

Alaska woman attacked by bear while using toilet

 

[DaveD]

Who books the campsites? Just tell her it has a toilet on site, once she's there and needs to back one out the option of a bucket will seem marginally better. Failing that tell her to pop a couple of co codamol tablets each morning, that puts a stop to things for a while.

And make sure you've got the van keys when she finds out the reality or you may be sleeping alone, under the stars.

 

[JOG]

And make sure you've got the van keys when she finds out the reality or you may be sleeping alone, under the stars.

Very quick