There once was a velle dear to me
The gen of the van was six of T
Her clutch slipt hard, and haste died down
Tow me bulli boys, tow (huh)
Soon may the Velleman come
To flush us and fill that def up some
One day, when the towing is done
We'll take our velle and go
She had not been two weeks from shop
When down on her, a battery shot
The AA called all hands and swore
He'd take that velle in tow (huh)
Soon may the Velleman come
To flush us and fill that def up some
One day, when the towing is done
We'll take our velle and go
Before the van had hit the road
The EML came up under load
Coolant lost and the window leaked
Apart from tailgate creak (huh)
Soon may the Velleman come
To flush us and fill that def up some
One day, when the towing is done
We'll take our velle and go
Then flexi pipe failed and oil did seep
The Vellemans mind was not of greed
But he belonged to the dealers creed
He took our velle in tow (huh)
Soon may the Velleman come
To flush us and fill that def up some
One day, when the towing is done
We'll take our velle and go
For 40 days, or even more
She went to fine then limp once more
None of us fared to cure it flaw
But still that velle did go (huh)
Soon may the Velleman come
To flush us and fill that def up some
One day, when the towing is done
We'll take our velle and go
As far as I've heard, the light's still on
The window leaks and the limps's not gone
The Velleman makes his regular call
To encourage the owners family and all
Soon may the Velleman come
To flush us and fill that def up some
One day, when the towing is done
We'll take our velle and go
Soon may the Velleman come
To flush us and fill that def up some
One day, when the towing is done
We'll take our velle and go
Where was my coat?
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