Beware of drug-induced ramblings!

Well, I’ve managed to land myself in hospital again!!! I was transplanting a shrub at home on Saturday and took a funny turn. Having had a heart attack 8 years ago, I knew exactly what was happening and called an ambulance. I had another attack later that evening in hospital!!!

So, now I’m waiting a bed on the Cardio ward so they can work on me - I’m still on the “don’t let him die” ward!

This isn’t a tale of woe but recalling the ramblings I came out with the last time I was hospitalised….!!!

I talk sh1te at the best of times but when it’s fuelled with morphine, watch out!!!
Hope you get well soon @JOG . Good thing you recognised the signs and called an ambulance!
 
I hope the forum is doing it's bit to keep your spirits up mate. :thumbsup:
 
Bet it’s like a scene from Carry On Matron with you on the ward! Hope you’re recovery is a speedy one.
Ha ha ha!

There are six of us on the Acute Assessment ward waiting for beds on the Cardio ward and are said to be the happiest ward in the hospital.

Wow betide a consultant who dares come in with airs and graces!
 
@JOG
Below the belt I know……
 
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I nearly choked on my Werther’s Original!!!

PS: I don’t think my recent consumption levels helped my cause!!!
 
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