Beware of drug-induced ramblings!

[JOG]

Well, I’ve managed to land myself in hospital again!!! I was transplanting a shrub at home on Saturday and took a funny turn. Having had a heart attack 8 years ago, I knew exactly what was happening and called an ambulance. I had another attack later that evening in hospital!!!

So, now I’m waiting a bed on the Cardio ward so they can work on me - I’m still on the “don’t let him die” ward!

This isn’t a tale of woe but recalling the ramblings I came out with the last time I was hospitalised….!!!

I talk sh1te at the best of times but when it’s fuelled with morphine, watch out!!!

 

[Rioja John]

All the best Jog take care and do as the hospital staff tell you.

John.

 

[Oldrat]

Best wishes

Get well soon fella

 

[Bav]

Get well soon mate - we need you back on the forum talking your usual humorous sh1te again

 

[DXX]

Good to see you are still lucid enough to keep us entertained though.
Hopefully they’re taking good care of you and you’ll be on the mend soon.

 

[slocumjoseph]

I’m sorry to hear that John. You seem to have kept your sense of fun though. I had open heart surgery in 2011 and the gallows humour around the cardiac ward helped me a lot. Jog on mate. The forum is with you.

 

[JOG]

I’m sorry to hear that John. You seem to have kept your sense of fun though. I had open heart surgery in 2011 and the gallows humour around the cardiac ward helped me a lot. Jog on mate. The forum is with you.

Thank you! The forum kept me sane last year when I was stuck in hospital for two weeks!

 

[AussieMick]

Hurry up and get well, does this mean we can expect even more posts than usual, gawd help us all

 

[Bigsidavies]

Good job you had the fortitude to ring an ambulance. Hope you’re fixed up soon John, enjoy the food and free heating.
Keep us all updated.

 

[DaveD]

I was transplanting a shrub at home on Saturday and took a funny turn.

My wife asked me for some help in the garden last week. I said No. Learn from me. It's far too dangerous.

 

[True Romance]

Bloody hell mate! Your in the best place and sure they'll fix you up. In the meantime if you need help going to the loo I have a porta potti you can borrow to be closer to your bed

 

[Cuffy]

Gotta love some legal class a drugs.
Get well soon fella.

 

[huw169]

Hoping for a speedy recovery Jog, but not too fast so we can get a good dose of sh1te

 

[Paynewright]

I’ve always thought gardening is bad for you.

Do what the nice nurses tell you and get well soon.

 

[Sackmycook]

Well, I’ve managed to land myself in hospital again!!! I was transplanting a shrub at home on Saturday and took a funny turn. Having had a heart attack 8 years ago, I knew exactly what was happening and called an ambulance. I had another attack later that evening in hospital!!!

So, now I’m waiting a bed on the Cardio ward so they can work on me - I’m still on the “don’t let him die” ward!

This isn’t a tale of woe but recalling the ramblings I came out with the last time I was hospitalised….!!!

I talk sh1te at the best of times but when it’s fuelled with morphine, watch out!!!

Best wishes for a speedy recovery matey....let the NHS work its magic

 

[JOG]

Gotta love some legal class a drugs.
Get well soon fella.

You’re not wrong! I gave up smoking years ago and had a heart attack within six months. I started “sober for October” early and had another heart attack!!!

The moral of the story is to live a bad life - it will be longer!!!

 

[Ali-G]

Just read this Jog, wishing you a speedy recovery pal.

 

[T6ChrisO]

Wishing you a speedy recovery Jog

 

[La Dodgy Vita]

My wife asked me for some help in the garden last week. I said No. Learn from me. It's far too dangerous.

Are you saying gardening is dangerous or saying no to the wife?
In my opinion, both are!

 

[La Dodgy Vita]

Get well soon JOG.
I went through a (mild but glad I didn't ignore it) heart attack and subsequent surgery a few years ago.
The care I received at the JR in Oxford and from the NHS in general was fantastic.
Best wishes
Darryl