Scumbag - need an alarm!

[Vanderlust]

If I could suggest a more environmentally friendly alternative to the claymores/ Semtex, the vans proximity sensor linked to a loudspeaker playing the sound of a Remington 870 wingmaster being racked. This WILL garner the full attention of the listener and initiate an immediate reassement as whether their current course of action is really for the best. If it turns out to be the postie or Cynthia collecting for the WI no bad.

 

[middle-englander]

A neighbours car got nicked off their drive at 18:30 last week. After some consideration I think the only way to get true piece of mind (or as close to it as possible) is a fob-less immobilizer from the likes of Ghost or Scorpion X.

 

[Ayjay]

Butterfly mines positioned around the van overnight.

Claymores are much better - point them in the right direction and they won't damage the van when they go off.