God damn cat
- Thread starter PukkaT6
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It's a good job your van is wrapped!
Cats are vermin, if a dog is loose in the street it will get taken away as a stray but cats are free to go anywhere they like, pick through (read destroy) people's bins etc and kill things for fun at will, makes no sense
If they are loose round them up and send them to the glue factory
If they are loose round them up and send them to the glue factory
I used to have a cat, I watched him one day jump up on a Mini (Classic) and walk across the bonnet then pear in through the open driver window (sliding type) he the jumped on the roof and pawed the window open a bit more went back on the bonnet and claimed in the car. Had a nose around then came out and walked off. I wondered if he was looking for some where to sleep. Funny thing was he knew when I was coming home because when I drove up the road every night he was walking across the road to meet me at the door. Could not tell you where he went in the day just came home for his dinner but neighbours used to say he visited them every day
Nah, it was just looking for somewhere to take a dump. Because they can do that anywhere and no one kicks up a fuss like they do with a dog. Never ever seen a responsible cat owner walking behind their cat with a roll of bags to bag and bin it’s mess.
I bought my wife a cat years ago. A Rag Doll cat at the cost of 350 quid. Took me about an hour to realise I’d made a huge error and hated the chuffing thing. Took 10 years to persuade my wife that it needed to go. One of her friends now has the pleasure. Never again.
You need a couple of dogs like us, never seen a cat run so fast with a whippet on it's tailHmm. Next door has two cats and they're always shitting in my garden. Makes my piss boil.
I've got one @Roadrunner. A lazy ass Beagle, he doesn't give a toss about the cats, he's useless 
Wanna borrow a Whippet
An old neighbour of mine had a cat that used to crap in my garden I told them to sort it, they wouldn’t so I started lobbing it back over their fence at their house wall!Hmm. Next door has two cats and they're always shitting in my garden. Makes my piss boil.
My 30kg Weimaraner frickin hates cats, none come in the garden at our current house. If ever he sees one whilst out on a walk he’ll damned near drag you down the road and strangle himself on his lead to chase it. If he sees one in the countryside when off his lead by Christ does he go for it, he’s about as fast as a whippet and I reckon he’d tear the cat apart if he ever got to it. Generally they get through bushes that he can’t.
They don't tend to come in our garden much now as once I saw a cat three quaters of the way up the garden sat on the lawn. The whippet gave chase and the cat ran and cleared a six foot fence with the dog right behind on it's tail. Nearest it has ever come to getting a cat. If it goes out for a walk the dog goes in hunting mode in parts it knows a cat will be and if it sees one will almost pull you over in an effort to get at it.
Exactly what I do, neighbour has block paving and I have grass so the cat chooses to use my lawn, It was the final straw when I was cutting my lawn and I was bombarded with cat turd, it looked like id had a dirty protest !!
So from now on I collect it and sling it back onto there block paving, and the ironic thing is they look at me in disgust !! what's that all about.
Don't disagree, mine loves to roll in fox shit when out walking, he thinks its Chanel no5! gets it all good and rubbed in right behind his ears. But even dispite that he stills has a far better character than a cat.
