Ffs.
The Jokes Thread...
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There is a dog handler in North Yorkshire who refused to search with her dog as it was 'too dark'......
The suspect?
Yep, 13 pockets in his cargo pants alone, the dog was a Jack Russell so would have been ideal but as the dog said it was too dark.
As for being a leftie and not enjoying a bit of Ricky Gervais you can accommodate the two as you have to remember that the guy does go onto the beach in his hi Vis to help the families of refugees off the dinghys... "just you lads then?"
As for being a leftie and not enjoying a bit of Ricky Gervais you can accommodate the two as you have to remember that the guy does go onto the beach in his hi Vis to help the families of refugees off the dinghys... "just you lads then?"
I knew a lady dog handler, gave her dog my bone a few times between marriages
She was one of those "anything a man can do a woman can do better" sorts.
Anyway, she was due a new dog and the next rest dog was a hulking great shepherd. The scrambled egg ranks said no to her, he'll be too much for you, and she screamed blue murder about how sexist it was, etc.
Anyhoo, the scrambled egg desk jockeys were worried about being taken to tribunal so let her have the dog, only for her to admit a few months later that the dog was too much for her and causing her shoulder injuries. It was determined he was too much for most of the male officers, and went to a male handler who was about my size.
So much time and public money wasted because they were too frightened to call out bullpois masquerading as equality. That's funny enough for a jokes thread.
Having said that if they’d have stuck to their guns every man and his dog would be moaning ‘elf n safety gone mad’.I knew a lady dog handler, gave her dog my bone a few times between marriages
She was one of those "anything a man can do a woman can do better" sorts.
Anyway, she was due a new dog and the next rest dog was a hulking great shepherd. The scrambled egg ranks said no to her, he'll be too much for you, and she screamed blue murder about how sexist it was, etc.
Anyhoo, the scrambled egg desk jockeys were worried about being taken to tribunal so let her have the dog, only for her to admit a few months later that the dog was too much for her and causing her shoulder injuries. It was determined he was too much for most of the male officers, and went to a male handler who was about my size.
So much time and public money wasted because they were too frightened to call out bullpois masquerading as equality. That's funny enough for a jokes thread.
Nobody can ever win.
Happy Halloween 
Doubt it.There's probably a lot of people on here that are to young to understand this joke
