The Jokes Thread...
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Is it easy to clean any deposits, hopefully earwax for instance, from the equipment? 
Aye, and my kettle’s a toaster….
Who ever thought anyone would consider those lyrics controversial?
I did think twice before posting it, but my inner Ricky Gervais egged me on, so I thought “what the heck, I’m only paraphrasing the UK Supreme Court”. Plus I thought it was actually quite funny.Who ever thought anyone would consider those lyrics controversial?
I’ll probably have 5 armed cops kicking the door down next
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We are amused.
You could always join the FSU.I did think twice before posting it, but my inner Ricky Gervais egged me on, so I thought “what the heck, I’m only paraphrasing the UK Supreme Court Court”. Plus I thought it was actually quite funny.
I never shot anyone in two tours of NI and was turned down for the gun monkeys (so called because of the way they walk with their arms akimbo) besause of psychometric testing results. I retired some years later with an exemplary record and several commendations for gallantry.
That same week a bobby known to his colleagues as "the Rapist" was successful in joining the Met FSU and being seconded almost immediately to DPG.
And in a deeper twist of irony, the senior officer that turned me down was himself later caught shoplifting and sacked.
So dont be too surprised if you're shot and they won't send FSU (and I was involved in an incident where that actually happened), but theyll come ziplining down your house and through the lounge window because you said something mildly unkind on Twatter.
I was actually referring the Free Speech Union.
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but then they turn the banter into bullying for the snowflakes because their mums phone up to find out why they had to work in the rain for a company who's work is all outside and the bloke was 25 years old and we took the micky TRUE STORYLove a bit of non PC humour.
Especially when it upsets the Snowflakes/Lefties.
Glad you did, sorta. Funny post but god damn you for the ear worm.I did think twice before posting it, but my inner Ricky Gervais egged me on, so I thought “what the heck, I’m only paraphrasing the UK Supreme Court Court”. Plus I thought it was actually quite funny.
We had a probationer and his Mum would ring up and complain if he was late home.
