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Section 69 of the Transporter Act 2015 states...

The penalty for a failure to provide, when requested by a forum member, a picture of one's new van shall result in a piss taking not exceeding level 3 of the sentencing guidelines.
 
Greetings and welcome.

Section 69 of the Transporter Act 2015 states...

The penalty for a failure to provide, when requested by a forum member, a picture of one's new van shall result in a piss taking not exceeding level 3 of the sentencing guidelines.
Level 3!! A slap on the wrist, there’s no deterrent these days. Should be at least a level 5 and a community pizza order. And non of that suspended malarkey.
 
Level 3!! A slap on the wrist, there’s no deterrent these days. Should be at least a level 5 and a community pizza order. And non of that suspended malarkey.
Level 5?

Im not sure that being stripped naked and cable tied to Philip Schofield's front gate is appropriate for a first time lack-of-van-picture offence!
 
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The penalty for referring to a 7th Generation Transporter as a "T7" is a punishment not exceeding level 7 on the judicial retribution scale, up to and including being repeatedly hit in the knackers with a cricket bat onto which has been written in a Sharpie "this is not a Multivan."
 
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