After hearing about Prince Charles backing face masks for cows I wasted a lot of time this morning looking at weird and quirky Japanese inventions. Typical is the baby mop. An extension of the mop shoes idea! Then after I saw all the different driver warnings they have to stick on their vehicles I thought we could have a bit of Room 101 type fun if we could add some of our own. How about starting with a texters warning…”This car makes frequent wanderings followed by sudden jerky lane resets” or perhaps for the cars I call remoras (those little fish that attach themselves to bigger host fish) “This car cannot drive independently on a motorway. It needs to attach itself to another vehicle”