Unusual Wrap
- Thread starter richi
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I saw a video where they wired the horn to the brake lights so every time the young lad driving touched his brakes the horn came on. Never laughed so much in a long time.
When I worked as a mechanic many moons ago, we did this to a YTS lads Mini. I will never forget the look on his face when he got to the mini roundabout outside the garage.
I dread to think how many errors would pop up on the dash of a modern car if you could actually find the horn that is.
Should you aquire your chosen victims car keys.
Source the little circular bits of paper you get in the collection tray of a hole punch.
Feed them into the dash centre and side vents.
Set fan controls to maximum.
Discreetly return keys to victim.
Retire to a hidden vantage point and wait for victim to ehhhhh.....start the car.
Snowstorm Sunday.
(Of course, I've never done this myself.)
Source the little circular bits of paper you get in the collection tray of a hole punch.
Feed them into the dash centre and side vents.
Set fan controls to maximum.
Discreetly return keys to victim.
Retire to a hidden vantage point and wait for victim to ehhhhh.....start the car.
Snowstorm Sunday.
(Of course, I've never done this myself.)
Once knew a guy who had a Hyundai Matrix. (Don't think he liked cars much......Unusual for a traffic cop).
So one night shift, all was well, and snow covered the Road Policing car park, crisp and even.
Of course the need to provide an emergency service 24/7 means access/egress to said car park was essential. So when a council dispatched grit fairy appeared, its was noted that he had a sizeable plough fixed to the front of his DAF. Somebody.......
...... saw fit to suggest to him, that the Hyundai may have been seized from a driver for an insurance offence. It wouldn't be moving until after the Christmas holidays. Nobody could see any issue with ploughing the snow into a neat pile towards the front of the Korean chariot. (A car much admired by colleagues in the department).
Well our friend from the council did a lovely job. In fact I'd highly recommend his skills. Exceptionally efficient, superb attention to detail..........and a snow pile placed just millimetres from the front bumper, and only a mere 8 feet high. Excellent.
Some night shifts are longer than others......for some of us.
So one night shift, all was well, and snow covered the Road Policing car park, crisp and even.
Of course the need to provide an emergency service 24/7 means access/egress to said car park was essential. So when a council dispatched grit fairy appeared, its was noted that he had a sizeable plough fixed to the front of his DAF. Somebody.......
...... saw fit to suggest to him, that the Hyundai may have been seized from a driver for an insurance offence. It wouldn't be moving until after the Christmas holidays. Nobody could see any issue with ploughing the snow into a neat pile towards the front of the Korean chariot. (A car much admired by colleagues in the department).Well our friend from the council did a lovely job. In fact I'd highly recommend his skills. Exceptionally efficient, superb attention to detail..........and a snow pile placed just millimetres from the front bumper, and only a mere 8 feet high. Excellent.
Some night shifts are longer than others......for some of us.
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20 party poppers. Taped together. On the underside of the steering column. All the strings tied together, to a long piece of string attached to the accelerator pedal. Boom. Awaiting incoming slap from victim.
( do not try this on anyone who has increased blood pressure though).
The best laugh I had whilst on work experience.
( do not try this on anyone who has increased blood pressure though).
The best laugh I had whilst on work experience.
