The Jokes Thread...

[nigelcro]

I have worked with many 'Olympic Flames'. The Olympic Flame never goes out. IYKYK

 

[Sackmycook]

Oh yes......

 

[Greybeard]

Pretty sure that’s not a thing.

Certainly was ~15-20 years ago, when I was IT assistant to an ex-rugby player techie.

Especially when cabling.
Only me needing the 3 tread steps; he had to duck under standard doorways…

No malice; all in the best POSSIBLE taste!

 

[Keith Waterman]

We have a young lad at work, we call him c-section because he’s scared of labour.

We had a guy at work that every one called Mr Whippy because his actual name was Phil McKone. True story!

 

[Sasquatch]

I knew a bobby who's surname was Seaman, and we all called him Spunky.

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

My pals last name is Trollip
He dated a girl called Emma.
Luckily she never married him.
True story also.

 

[Skyliner33]

My mother knew a couple. He was caller Peter Nutt and he married a girl called Hazel.

 

[Drive Wayne]

My mother knew a couple. He was caller Peter Nutt and he married a girl called Hazel.

Poor old Emma Royde tho...

 

[nigelcro]

My Wife used to teach a Jenna Taylor.

 

[Dave A]

I have worked with many 'Olympic Flames'. The Olympic Flame never goes out. IYKYK

And the station cat - never went out.

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

I knew a Gary Gentles

 

[Andy McCannick]

I knew a Gary Gentles

Glad you didn’t admit to knowing Gary Glitter

 

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[Bertrum]

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Jeez…… what’s with all the forward planning already.

 

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[Salty Spuds]

 

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