The Jokes Thread...

[Ali-G]

 

[Drive Wayne]

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Mr Musk would love them!

 

[Salty Spuds]

I know I’m straying into the political twilight zone, but I thought it was funny regardless of your political views.

 

[Martinw]

 

[Skyliner33]

If you do facebook:

https://fb.watch/DSjSPMmAsK

 

[Trouts]

Merry Christmas!!

 

[Martinw]

 

[Ali-G]

 

[Ali-G]

 

[Ali-G]

 

[Ali-G]

 

[Ali-G]

 

[Bluesman]

I think the woke term for dwarf is 'porg' (Person of Restricted Growth).

 

[Lubrown]

I think the woke term for dwarf is 'porg' (Person of Restricted Growth).

Pretty sure that’s not a thing.

 

[Martinw]

Vertically challenged?

 

[DXX]

Dragarse was the adopted name of a past stumpy workmate.

 

[Martinw]

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

I read a story about nicknames.
A boy at this persons work got called Keth
His real name was Keith but he had an eye missing
Made me laugh anyway

 

[Johny]

I read a story about nicknames.
A boy at this persons work got called Keth
His real name was Keith but he had an eye missing
Made me laugh anyway

The old ones are the best Gordon

 

[Micktheplasterer]

I read a story about nicknames.
A boy at this persons work got called Keth
His real name was Keith but he had an eye missing
Made me laugh anyway

We have a young lad at work, we call him c-section because he’s scared of labour.