The Jokes Thread...

[Bav]

I have been trying to get an appointment with my doctor for months about an embarrassing rash on my genitals. I finally managed to see him yesterday and showed him the problem. He completely ignored me and continued to push his trolley round Tesco's Waitrose.

FTFY

 

[Chris Sherwood]

For car read van!

 

[TeeCeeJay]

Was playing scrabble with Midge Ure last night. I only had 4 tiles left but they meant nothing to me.

O V N R

 

[eetmw]

Why do dogs float so well?

Because they are good boys.

Cheers

Toby

 

[Jimmmmy]

 

[Cuffy]

Was playing scrabble with Midge Ure last night. I only had 4 tiles left but they meant nothing to me.

O V N R

That's so bad that it's effing genius

 

[Jimmmmy]

 

[PBLP]

 

[ChrisBell]

Was looking for some light humour after day I've had... @PBLP lost me lol... Van Accelerator?

 

[Bav]

Was looking for some light humour after day I've had... @PBLP lost me lol... Van Accelerator?

American pronunciation? Van Go

 

[oldiebut goodie]

Vincent who?

 

[PBLP]

Was looking for some light humour after day I've had... @PBLP lost me lol... Van Accelerator?

Or van go faster ….

 

[Bav]

Cue someone clever with a joke along the lines of a Vandergraph Van de Graaf Regen=erator?

I'll get my coat...

 

[Andy McCannick]

 

[Chris Sherwood]

 

[Cuffy]

Tickled me it did.

 

[Jimmmmy]

 

[Sabre]

It happens all the time....

 

[dubber36]

 

[Alan Ginger]

Did you hear about the neighbour ( what is a woman anyway? ) who bumped into a van by accident? - see thread on T6 Forum - god bless Ricky Gervais.