Off to the Recycling Centre

[Drive Wayne]

Thank goodness for camping gear, ground sheet and ratchetty straps used to confine the Christmas tree, in the van, up the tip.
Upsets me every year, I could have bought 3 and 3/4 standard VW upgrades for the price of that tree. Van bath time now...

 

[Cuffy]

I decapitate mine every year, cut all the branches off then tie it up in an old sheet so it looks like a body.
Get some strange looks dragging it out of the van

 

[Drive Wayne]

Just mumble things like 'she was a good wife' etc...