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[DaveD]

Good to see there’s a Welsh language version for the people who remain pedantic in the face of death. WTF

Ah but they don't need to panic, Wales is a big place and the zombies will be limited to 20mph for much of the journey.

 

[Bav]

Good to see there’s a Welsh language version for the people who remain pedantic in the face of death. WTF

That's pedantig actually!

 

[DXX]

Ah but they don't need to panic, Wales is a big place and the zombies will be limited to 20mph for much of the journey.

Faced with being undead in eternal pain or dragging my mangled body through Swansea I know what I’d choose.

 

[Skyliner33]

3pm today your phones will light up and alarm for 10 secs. Don't worry, it's just armageddon.

#zombieapocalypse

Mine didnt do anything. Although the other half's did.

 

[Bertrum]

Turned off alerts before the first try a couple of years ago. We aren’t a big earthquake risk area, tsunami's aren’t really a risk unless it was the La Palma one in which case it won’t matter and neither are regular tornadoes. Do we need national alerts for running out of tea bags, loo roll or chocolate hobnobs yes probably. And we live in the evaporative plasma zone that would be a nuclear strike on Army Headquarters. Not sure a text message would be much use in that situation.

 

[Ayjay]

I’ve got two Browning and one Beretta (all 12 bores) locked in the safe along with about 1500 rounds of ammo to go with them. Just a shame they’re at home and I’m in Croatia. If the zombie apocalypse does break out, I’ll just have to set the Mrs on them.

 

[Lubrown]

The way this country is going with its controls and the way data brokers and other organisations harvest data and use it against us I’m seriously thinking of ditching the ‘smart’phone.

Invest in tin foil.

 

[Sasquatch]

I've already got the dehumidifier going in our bomb shelter... Ok coal cellar but does anyone know how many weeks I've got to stay down there when the alarm goes off?
Just checked and although we've got quite a few slabs of supermarket beer would a bag of trail mix and a pillow of crisps be enough for two people per day?

Theres an old ROC bunker near you that you could escape to.

 

[ChestnutBrown]

Faced with being undead in eternal pain or dragging my mangled body through Swansea I know what I’d choose.

You’ve clearly been here before then.

 

[TeeCeeJay]

Turned off alerts before the first try a couple of years ago. We aren’t a big earthquake risk area, tsunami's aren’t really a risk unless it was the La Palma one in which case it won’t matter and neither are regular tornadoes. Do we need national alerts for running out of tea bags, loo roll or chocolate hobnobs yes probably. And we live in the evaporative plasma zone that would be a nuclear strike on Army Headquarters. Not sure a text message would be much use in that situation.

It was used in Portsmouth the other year to warn people in the area (it can be sent regionally) to tell them that they needed to evacuate when a very large WW2 bomb was discovered.

 

[DXX]

It was used in Portsmouth the other year to warn people in the area (it can be sent regionally) to tell them that they needed to evacuate when a very large WW2 bomb was discovered.

Plymouth I think.

 

[TeeCeeJay]

Plymouth I think.

Began with P ended in Mouth. Point was it can be useful

 

[Stay Frosty]

Can I come out of my cellar yet?

 

[Sasquatch]

Can I come out of my cellar yet?

The way the world is going you're probably safer down there.

 

[Stay Frosty]

I'll be honest I forgot to bring a bucket and kitchen roll is actually quite rough.

 

[DXX]

Best bet is just have your camper van loaded and ready to go at any time.

 

[Bertrum]

It was used in Portsmouth the other year to warn people in the area (it can be sent regionally) to tell them that they needed to evacuate when a very large WW2 bomb was discovered.

But do you need to evacuate the whole of Portsmouth for one bomb or a 500 metre exclusion zone. It’s just another pointless tech bro solution to a problem that doesn’t really exist. But it makes them seem important so we get it. Take care.

 

[JumpShip]

Bring it on !!