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[Badjamin]

3pm today your phones will light up and alarm for 10 secs. Don't worry, it's just armageddon.

#zombieapocalypse

 

[Badjamin]

 

[t0mb0]

I’m wrapping barbed wire around a baseball bat as we speak.

 

[The Bear78]

'Not intended for swinging at objects, but in a tight spot I'm sure it will come in handy!!

 

[Bav]

In getting the missus riled-up in anticipation - the zombies won't know what hit 'em.

 

[Sasquatch]

My trusty Beretta 687, can't say more than that due to forum rules.

Provided the Zombies come two at a time and not too quickly im sorted.

 

[Matt-T68]

I just turned it off in the phone. Don't trust they'll even get this right

 

[Stay Frosty]

I've already got the dehumidifier going in our bomb shelter... Ok coal cellar but does anyone know how many weeks I've got to stay down there when the alarm goes off?
Just checked and although we've got quite a few slabs of supermarket beer would a bag of trail mix and a pillow of crisps be enough for two people per day?

 

[Sackmycook]

Got a couple of rusty .177's and half a tin of pellets for when the mutant rodents come 'a' callin'

 

[JoshB_]

I’ve got a £20 note and a can of Monster Energy each to give the knife wielding teenagers on the bench down the street.

 

[Ali-G]

I just turned it off in the phone.

Me too.

 

[Dellmassive]

Jeez....

 

[Sackmycook]

Mrs @Sackmycook is obviously more worthy of an alert than me !!

 

[nthnmunky]

My trusty Beretta 687, can't say more than that due to forum rules.

Provided the Zombies come two at a time and not too quickly im sorted.

I have a few more bang sticks, one of which is a 9+1 12g semi-auto which will be the first thing I reach for... after locating my safe keys lol. I don't trust myself to not need more tries haha

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

Wife just shit herself
Thought her kitchen was on fire
I’ve turned that nonsense off on her phone now also.
Just another way for you to be a good citizen and step in line.
I think they will have a much harder time trying to lock us down the next time a man made virus “accidentally” escapes.

 

[VanDamMan]

Just like British Rail…it was late

Perhaps they need a lesson on how to synchronise there Watches….

 

[GUMY]

I plan on just smacking them with a beer bottle. Curiously, I'm currently safely ensconced in the van, and reading Kurt Vonnegut's take on Armageddon (recommended)

 

[Sasquatch]

Im reliably informed the Zombies drife wet-belt Transits so are unlikely to arrive for some time.

 

[Novakart]

Yup ——more - social conditioning

 

[DXX]

Good to see there’s a Welsh language version for the people who remain pedantic in the face of death. WTF