Prince Phillip - Some of these are golden

[Niknak]

48 of Prince Philip's greatest quotes and funny moments

 

[Pauly]

My favourite has to be
"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."

 

[Loz]

"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting).

 

[Spaghetti]

My favourite has to be
"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."

fixed it:

“when a man opens a van door for his wife, it’s either a new wife, or a T6”

 

[Ali-G]

"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting).

Nail, head.