Grounds for divorce?.

[Fish]

Well, I thought I would add another classic to this one.. well might not be a classic as the wife hasnt done this before..
So...
The Mrs. Said she would take the house recycle bin out last Tuesday as I was running late for an appointment.. great I thought.. Wrong!!.

She has only tipped the house recycle bin into the wheelie bin with the lid still on the house house bins.. "why didnt you get it out??" I asked... her reply was "I couldnt reach it!, so thought I would wait till you got home from work!?.". I asked her what time I normall get home (1900ish) and what time the bins get collected..1100hrs.. "I didnt think, I was just trying to help "..

 

[DaveyB]

Well, I thought I would add another classic to this one.. well might not be a classic as the wife hasnt done this before..
So...
The Mrs. Said she would take the house recycle bin out last Tuesday as I was running late for an appointment.. great I thought.. Wrong!!.

She has only tipped the house recycle bin into the wheelie bin with the lid still on the house house bins.. "why didnt you get it out??" I asked... her reply was "I couldnt reach it!, so thought I would wait till you got home from work!?.". I asked her what time I normall get home (1900ish) and what time the bins get collected..1100hrs.. "I didnt think, I was just trying to help "..

That's the sort of daft thing my Mrs would do - but then she did get stuck in a dog flap once!!!!

 

[Fish]

Don't want to ask what she was doing in the dog flap! and what you did whilst she was in this predicament....

 

[DaveyB]

Now that would be telling....

 

[Roadrunner]

That's the sort of daft thing my Mrs would do - but then she did get stuck in a dog flap once!!!!

Now that is the sort of thing my wife would do

 

[Fish]

Strange things aren't they? Mind you us men also do daft things, especially with angle grinders... @DaveyB

 

[DaveyB]

What can I say.... the wife drove me to do it!!!!

 

[Fish]

 

[tram]

I always resorted to blatant bribery for anything. I would subsidise CDs, etc. The whole show turned upon the flow of finance and favours provided by myself. I would have said to her, 'if you can fill the dishwasher the right way and they all come out clean, and i will do a thorough close up inspection with a magnifying glass, for a whole week, then i will buy you that rucksack'. It was all in the spirit of good fun as well as money. A real good laugh sometimes. But she turned out a good un and had enough to do stuff. In fact, if this did anything it did her well in terms of now as an adult having a good stressless luxurious life. It really is remarkable. It seems unreal. I bribed everything, and it all got learnt and done. We were great friends all the way through, and are still. Gave me two beautiful grandchildren, but i don't bribe them, well not directly....but i did recently teach one of them about two years of maths over ten hours. It gets results.

 

[Fish]

Why!!?
Put 'something to soak', yet not put enough water in that covers the area needing soaking??.
Blooming pointless.

 

[Fish]

Dear Mrs F: Why buy pack seal clips then open packs so far down that the clips don't go on till pack is 3/4 empty..

 

[alter]

..... because '.... there is something called dishwasher in your parts? .... I love pinching my wife's ass when washing dishes ... I would never give up! hahaha

 

[KombiKommando]

If you have told her a million times and still no change, you're doing it wrong.. you need to try a different way

If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Stop exaggerating!

 

[KombiKommando]

No snipping in my back yard!

It's not the back yard that gets snipped mate......

 

[Roadrunner]

Dear Mrs F: Why buy pack seal clips then open packs so far down that the clips don't go on till pack is 3/4 empty..

Because they don't think of cutting the top, they rip the packet open half way down and waste half the contents

 

[Fish]

Sometime it is beyond my logical thinking as to the thought process that some ppl have(My Wife).

 

[Ghost]

Lol reading this thread..
.. but Have you ever witnessed your partner doing THIS!! ..

I have!

 

[DaveyB]

Lol reading this thread..
.. but Have you ever witnessed your partner doing THIS!! ..

I have!

Now that’s a classic. Makes you wonder why she did not realise sooner that the dirt is staying on the carpet.

 

[Fish]

Now that’s a classic. Makes you wonder why she did not realise sooner that the dirt is staying on the carpet.

Just going through the motions.. every day is a pay day

 

[SofaKing]

It's not the back yard that gets snipped mate......

That goes for the front yard as well!