French Adventures 2026

EricVanDynamite

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Hey folks
Thought I would start this thread in anticipation of our first European road trip in the van, out to Bordeaux and back this Easter.

With Easter being so early this year (Teacher with a 7 year old so no choice) we were a little limited in options. Italy felt like a long way to go in 10 days, and lots of the sites in the east of France dont open until late April/May.

So the plan is, Calais to an overnight spot around Le Mans ish. Then down to Bordeaux for a few nights. Up to La Rochelle. Then a site in the Loire valley. Then Disney for a few days as a treat for the boy!

We have found some great looking sites, with private bathrooms and awesome swimming pools! Couple of Yelloh and a few others. And got a good deal on a hotel near Disney as I have a feeling we will all be shattered by the end of the break and appreciate a proper bed.

We have having a TowSure bar fitted in a couple of weeks so we can take the e-bikes and I've just bought a new Duvalay topper for our rib bed as its a bit more compact that the self inflator we have at the moment.

Last on the list is some magnetic front cab shades, as I cant be arsed with the suction ones every day for 2 weeks, drive me mad!

Our van is a mapped TSI so I'm dreading the fuel bill when we get back, and the new Milltek exhaust might get on our nerves after 6 hours on the motorway, but you only live once and all that! Tolls are looing around £140 so another sting but is what it is! And the Air Ride has just been serviced along with an oil change and brake check so we should be good. Hoping we dont blow a line or something silly as that would be a massive pain the the arse!

We're packing plenty of snacks, and lots of games and activities for the lad, and we have radar cruise so im hoping we can smash out the drives with a good podcast and some family tunes! Endless eye spy I imagine too.

I've sorted a Crit Air badge today, as I dont imagine we will drive in to those zones but better to be safe than sorry. Sorted AA European breakdown cover.


So does anyone have any good tips? Things to visit, remember or leave at home?

Has anyone bothered with one of the fast toll badge things? It ends up being about £40 before you have even set foot on French soil, so not sure its really worth it? Any experiences would be appreciated!

We have a Stitches and Steel awning rail either side of our van, so we are in two minds as to whether to just take 2 of our Olpro shades, for rain or sun, or to take one plus our Vango drive away so we can store bikes/paddle boards/tables, and have a bit more space if the weather lets us down. Only takes 15-20 mins to set up and peg out but only being at each site for 3 days feels like a bit of faffing about!

If people are interested we can post some reviews, and blunders! But looking forward to some quality time with the family, and a semi-ambitious first trip, with greater adventures to come!
 
Hey folks
Thought I would start this thread in anticipation of our first European road trip in the van, out to Bordeaux and back this Easter.

With Easter being so early this year (Teacher with a 7 year old so no choice) we were a little limited in options. Italy felt like a long way to go in 10 days, and lots of the sites in the east of France dont open until late April/May.

So the plan is, Calais to an overnight spot around Le Mans ish. Then down to Bordeaux for a few nights. Up to La Rochelle. Then a site in the Loire valley. Then Disney for a few days as a treat for the boy!

We have found some great looking sites, with private bathrooms and awesome swimming pools! Couple of Yelloh and a few others. And got a good deal on a hotel near Disney as I have a feeling we will all be shattered by the end of the break and appreciate a proper bed.

We have having a TowSure bar fitted in a couple of weeks so we can take the e-bikes and I've just bought a new Duvalay topper for our rib bed as its a bit more compact that the self inflator we have at the moment.

Last on the list is some magnetic front cab shades, as I cant be arsed with the suction ones every day for 2 weeks, drive me mad!

Our van is a mapped TSI so I'm dreading the fuel bill when we get back, and the new Milltek exhaust might get on our nerves after 6 hours on the motorway, but you only live once and all that! Tolls are looing around £140 so another sting but is what it is! And the Air Ride has just been serviced along with an oil change and brake check so we should be good. Hoping we dont blow a line or something silly as that would be a massive pain the the arse!

We're packing plenty of snacks, and lots of games and activities for the lad, and we have radar cruise so im hoping we can smash out the drives with a good podcast and some family tunes! Endless eye spy I imagine too.

I've sorted a Crit Air badge today, as I dont imagine we will drive in to those zones but better to be safe than sorry. Sorted AA European breakdown cover.


So does anyone have any good tips? Things to visit, remember or leave at home?

Has anyone bothered with one of the fast toll badge things? It ends up being about £40 before you have even set foot on French soil, so not sure its really worth it? Any experiences would be appreciated!

We have a Stitches and Steel awning rail either side of our van, so we are in two minds as to whether to just take 2 of our Olpro shades, for rain or sun, or to take one plus our Vango drive away so we can store bikes/paddle boards/tables, and have a bit more space if the weather lets us down. Only takes 15-20 mins to set up and peg out but only being at each site for 3 days feels like a bit of faffing about!

If people are interested we can post some reviews, and blunders! But looking forward to some quality time with the family, and a semi-ambitious first trip, with greater adventures to come!
I have the Emovis Toll Tag. I just see it as part of the holiday costs. Can save quite a bit of time over the length of the journey (little to no queuing) and I always use the Toll gates on the right where possible.
I also come off the Toll Routes if I want Fuel for the Van or me and fill up, generally much cheaper.
 
Plus 1 for the Emovis tag. We generally stick off the Autoroutes but sometimes, if time is pressing, need to jump on for a short stretch. Handy too if you need to avoid a built-up area.
I'll be first to admit, I've also joined the Autoroute by mistake after taking the wrong exit at a roundabout or failing to exit the N road before it changes into an Autoroute.
Watch out for tailgaters at the tolls and take the tag off when you park up
 
My top tip. Don't buy snacks in the UK. French supermarkets have enormous bags of crisps for around a Euro and cakes, croissants, pains au chocolat are all bulk buy bargains....

👍🏻 and let’s be honest French snacks are great too! I grew up on those weird little cubed flavoured cheeses 🤣

I have the Emovis Toll Tag. I just see it as part of the holiday costs. Can save quite a bit of time over the length of the journey (little to no queuing) and I always use the Toll gates on the right where possible.
I also come off the Toll Routes if I want Fuel for the Van or me and fill up, generally much cheaper.
Ok good shout - I just wasn’t sure it was worth it but I’m being convinced.

Plus 1 for the Emovis tag. We generally stick off the Autoroutes but sometimes, if time is pressing, need to jump on for a short stretch. Handy too if you need to avoid a built-up area.
I'll be first to admit, I've also joined the Autoroute by mistake after taking the wrong exit at a roundabout or failing to exit the N road before it changes into an Autoroute.
Watch out for tailgaters at the tolls and take the tag off when you park up
Is this the right one? Emovis Tag UK
 
Yes, that's the one. It also works with the latest Toll Routes that have no physical Booths/Gates. Discovered this last year and saves having to remember to pay the Toll within 72hrs. You can log in and check its been read and charged to your account.
 
Yes, that's the one. It also works with the latest Toll Routes that have no physical Booths/Gates. Discovered this last year and saves having to remember to pay the Toll within 72hrs. You can log in and check its been read and charged to your account.
Ahhhh like Dartford etc? That’s sold it!
Been stung on that sort of thing before when I tried to pay and the reg wasn’t registered, the a fine came through etc. Ball ache!
 
It can be a bit un-nerving pulling up to the gate and it only decides to open as you stop right in front of it! (makes a beep noise)
I use google maps to find Super Markets/Fuel if I want to stop somewhere.
 
Budgie-smugglers ? In March ?
Heated pools at the sites. Who are very clear on the website that shorts are not allowed.

I’m here for so much of the French culture but this rule still being a thing in 2026 is mad. They banned the burqa before they banned overweight old British men in pants next to a swimming pool. Madness.
 
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I have a theory that French men are only allowed 1 pair of speedo's in their life. That accounts for some of the rather snug fitting articles we see each year.
I'd adopt the Dutch attitude and wear what you want and hope the pool police don't turn up
 
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