FOR SALE: Ducati V4S Streetfighter 2021 Plate – Black Stealth Carbon Edition Mileage? 3700 (that’s fewer steps than your smartwatch nags you to do in a day).
History? Full Ducati Service History (yes, stamped by the people in red polo shirts).
MOT? Good until June 2026. Because who wants that hassle anytime soon?
Paperwork? 2 keys, original books, and all the right documents. Nothing’s gone missing down the back of the sofa.
This beast has:
Lived a pampered life in heated storage (probably warmer than your house). Seen dry weather only – no soggy Sundays here. Around £10,000 worth of extras – because stock just wasn’t enough.This thing doesn’t just turn heads, it snaps necks! Neighbours will hear it, kids will point at it, Dogs stop barking, Strangers suddenly want to be your friend, and random blokes in petrol stations will tell you about the one they nearly bought once.
The Rules (read this bit):
No test rides unless you arrive with proof of full insurance and the full asking price in my hand (in cash, gold bars, or possibly goats). Inspections welcome – Bring a torch, a mechanic, your mate Dave or even your nan if it helps.If you’re after a cheap commuter… this isn’t it. If you want to own something that looks like it just escaped a sci-fi movie and sounds like thunder having an argument – this is your chance!
Upgrades & Extras:
Datatag (So thieves cry twice) TFT Dash - SATNAV NOT INCLUDED Ducati Performance carbon front mudguard Ducati Performance carbon hugger Ducati Performance Panigale carbon tail unit Ducati Performance carbon chain guard Ducati Performance carbon swing arm cover Ducati Performance carbon exhaust cover Ducati Performance carbon battery cover Ducati Performance carbon winglets Smoked front fly screen Evotech Performance tail tidy Evotech Performance radiator guard Evotech Performance oil cooler guard Evotech adjustable short levers (clutch & brake) – originals included Rizoma billet fuel filler cap Ducati technical fabric comfort seat - for the 3 minutes you’re not hanging on for dear life Ducati dynamic indicators Ducati heated grips Akrapovič full titanium exhaust system - louder than your neighbour’s divorce! Akrapovič carbon heat shield Ducati V4S tank protector Ducati V4S knee grips Recent tyres Marchesini forged alloy wheels (lighter than your excuses) Öhlins fully adjustable front & rear suspension Brembo brakes (they stop time itself) Quickshifter Stealth mirrors (originals included) 2-year ceramic coating (Feb 2025)
Owning This Bike May Cause:Immediate increase in sex appeal (unverified, but strong anecdotal evidence)
Petrol station TED Talks from random old blokes about “the time they had a Ducati 20 years ago”
Neighbours hating you (bonus: fewer small talk interactions)No part exchanges! No swaps. Don’t offer me your Xbox, your Golf GTI, or your uncle’s caravan. Cash only, sunshine.£16,850 ovno
