Do i win a prize??

[bubbadubba]

This has got to be the winner for biggest bird sh#t surely......I was unaware that emus actually could fly!!......big trail up to the van as well. Glad I wasn't stood there

 

[bubbadubba]

wow!!

 

[TallPaul_S]

That's a targeted airstrike that is. Did you steal some seagull's chips?

 

[bubbadubba]

Completely unprovoked stealth attack

 

[Dellmassive]

holy cow

 

[Bav]

holy cow

Yep, that would explain it!

 

[HoopDub]

Must have had a tacobell

 

[Howzat]

The splodge on the right looks like a cartoon character. Wash the rest off and leave that.

 

[Greybeard]

The splodge on the right looks like a cartoon character. Wash the rest off and leave that.

Only just came across this, but you’re right.
It’s Marge Simpson, just after she was sh#t on! Probably by the same bird?!?

 

[DXX]

Emergency ballast release, we’ve all been there.
I imagine the bird recovered altitude pretty quickly.

 

[roadtripper]

I'd put money on you having just washed it too?

 

[RobertO2023]

I once had a bird sh.. through the sunroof. Needless to say I didn’t see her again.