Just sent to me, apologies if you have already seen it. Made me chuckle.
A VAN WITH WINDOWS
“That’s not a proper campervan”
I hear the purist say
They know because they went online
And checked the DVLA
I followed every single rule
And every box was ticked
Pics from every angle
As I knew that they’d be strict
It has an awning, like they asked
Two windows on the side
A six food bed across the back
And we can stand inside
Some rather fancy cupboards
A cooker and a sink
A wine rack and a telly
And a fridge for all the drink
The front seats, they can swivel round
For somewhere nice to sit
It even has a toilet
In case you need a sh••
And finally the decals
Applied to either side
To make it look less like a van
And more like ‘Pimp My Ride’
But no, A VAN WITH WINDOWS
Is how they’ve classed my build
Despite the sweat I’ve sweated
And all the blood I’ve spilled
So next time on my travels
And I see that bloody sign
‘NO MOTORHOMES OR CAMPERVANS’
I‘ll know they can’t mean mine
Then when the cops turn up in force
And can believe their luck
I’ll show my registration doc
And tell them, “Get Tae F•••”
“But Sir, this is a campervan
I sure you must agree”
Well tell those t•••• in Swansea
There’s no point telling me
Author unknown
A VAN WITH WINDOWS
“That’s not a proper campervan”
I hear the purist say
They know because they went online
And checked the DVLA
I followed every single rule
And every box was ticked
Pics from every angle
As I knew that they’d be strict
It has an awning, like they asked
Two windows on the side
A six food bed across the back
And we can stand inside
Some rather fancy cupboards
A cooker and a sink
A wine rack and a telly
And a fridge for all the drink
The front seats, they can swivel round
For somewhere nice to sit
It even has a toilet
In case you need a sh••
And finally the decals
Applied to either side
To make it look less like a van
And more like ‘Pimp My Ride’
But no, A VAN WITH WINDOWS
Is how they’ve classed my build
Despite the sweat I’ve sweated
And all the blood I’ve spilled
So next time on my travels
And I see that bloody sign
‘NO MOTORHOMES OR CAMPERVANS’
I‘ll know they can’t mean mine
Then when the cops turn up in force
And can believe their luck
I’ll show my registration doc
And tell them, “Get Tae F•••”
“But Sir, this is a campervan
I sure you must agree”
Well tell those t•••• in Swansea
There’s no point telling me
Author unknown
